January 2010
18 posts
Mac: Everybody, relax. He's lying. He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: No, I don't have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah, probably.
